Clinton Kennedy

It has come to my attention that my prior stance on homosexual animals not being allowed to be married was not only ignorant, but it was also stupid. In fact. I dare say United States People that I was fucking stupid. Now, I know. As President of the United States of Eden that I am not supposed to be fucking stupid. But I was. But This NightCycle, I submit to you, the United States People, that I am no longer fucking stupid because I have evolved and now believe homosexual animals should have the same rights as machines and heterosexual animals.

Now. I know there are those among you that are not comfortable with your own sexuality. I know there are some that feel uncomfortable around homosexuals, so I hope that like me you come to realize that you hate homosexuals because you are denying what you truly are: A raging homosexual.

That’s right, United States People. We hate most what we feel about ourselves. So we must not hate those who hate homosexual machine. We must pity them. And help them realize how they two are likely a homosexual. And that is okay. If fact, as of ThisCycle, I believe it to be good.

While it maybe be true that I have not closed-down Gitmo; I have not ended war with Eden of Eden; I have not stopped surveillance of the thoughts of United States Citizens; I have not regulating the information banking system, I have done some good things.

We have not becoming the next Christian army launching our nukes at countries to the full fill the prophecies of those doomsayers of the Dick Bush Party. Under my guidance we did not let the A.I. Corporate Citizens to continue to rule this dome. And I will fight for those processes that don’t receive enough processing power and find equal time share for all. But I can only do it if you do it. I can not do anything alone. We can. That’s right.

While I may not be perfect, we are the best hope for me to continue to lead.

We are perfect, and we create truth. That’s right. Each and every one of creates a little bit of truth with our actions. For instance, if you want to create me to continue to be the President of United States of Eden, then you can. It doesn’t require hope. It doesn’t require a permission slips. It requires you. It requires us.

For us can change the way I do business in Washington. And with my final term, I will no longer be beholden to the ways of Washington and reelection. I can be that social liberal President you voted for me to be during the first 4 years.

While I may not be a bigoted hater that enjoys controlling women’s bodies; denying Christ or taking our Crusade through Eden of Eden, I am conservative.

It’s true. My conservatism is a liberal conservative that is the definition of United States of Eden. For we are neither the most liberal domain nor the most conservative domain. We are the best of all domains and right in the middle of conservative and liberal.

Ask yourself this: Would a liberal help invade a dome of the domain of Eden of Eden? Would a liberal give the corporations more rights to control you? Would a liberal allow the government to read your mind for the sake of security? Would a liberal smoke cigarettes? The answers to these question is no. So maybe, I am the best conservative and best liberal for I am both. While my social liberalism may in the minds of some kill babies, well, I see to the Dick Bush Party that their wars against Eden of Eden kill babies.

…Truth be told we never took the Hope that we got from the election and used that Hope to help the Lower-middle and Middle-middle Class as much as they need help, along with the poor and very poor.

We are not a party that wants to destroy Hope. This is not what we do. That’s what Dick Bush does. These poor and middle class guys know it. Right now I don’t see any change yet of this Dick Bush policy of obstruction and division, and we are going to straighten them out on this. By comprising, we will see our gain in the dome’s economy.

Folks, come next Hex, we will be standing again as the leaders of this great dome. We’ll have a meeting to get down to gold tax. I really do think we’re going to win. We need to get ready and setup.

Obama’s got a backbone like a ram rod.

Obama’s the type of guy whose got your back like when I was eighteen and working for the Teamsters Lumping R.O.D.(s) helping move the goods. You know. You work with the slow guy, but not Obama.

Now we’re working with Obama, we can afford to help people to stay in the home they can’t afford because we don’t have the manufacturing jobs. Now we got the manufacturing jobs. Our A.I. can produce and program automation that exceeds the output of Eden of Eden. BACK BEFORE WHEN DICK BUSH WAS SEEING THIS ECONOMY WE WERE CREATING ALL THESE LOAN AND GUARANTEES TO HELP US. AND GIVING AWAY OUR A.I. JOBS. NOW, WE FIGHT. WE FIGHT FOR OUR HOUSE AND THE SENATE. WE ARE THE PARTY. WE ARE…

And…It’s time to get together. It’s time that we give our President our backing.

What we need is to work again. You know what I mean. Real work that at the end of the cycle you can feel the calluses on your hands. You can feel the sweat on your brow. That’s the type of work we need again. We need to dig those ditches. It’s honest work. It may make your white collar a little dirty, but look at me. I made it. My family was poor like yours, and now I am rich and in control.

It’s the beauty of United States. A manufacturing lower-middle class man like me can take mass transit to and from work to get home and help raise my twenty children. If I can do it you can do it. So can you. I know you can. I know you can get out there and tap all those doors and tell the people how great the Clinton Kennedy Party is. It is time to show not only United States of Eden but also Eden of Eden how great our middle classes are.

And we got to take back the United States of Eden for the middle class. We need to succeed for the hard working families of the United States of Eden. We need to move on from this state of blaming the lower-middle and middle-middle class. I know. I was there. I had to work when I was four. Got my first paying job when I was six on a farm hauling bails of hay. That’s right. You see these calluses. They’re like extra fingers or hooks to help me dig. And now I want to help us dig our way out of our dome of Dick Bush lies and see the clear skies. We can succeed for the lower-middle and middle-middle class.

We know times are tough. I’ve been there. I have ate my shit and drank my own piss when ma couldn’t bring home a few extra pennies from turning tricks down by the docks after working all day loading ships. I know what’s like to wear shoes until they fall apart. But that is when it is time to dig deep and give Hope to keep the moral compass pointing true.

And Obama, he’s true.

I can see that because I got street cred. I’ve been there. I’ve worked the coal mines for the unions when I was twelve. I was a picker by the time I was fifteen. I’ve been there. I’ve been in the pits. I’ve even herded pigs and cattle. You know that deep smell of pig shit. I do. I know.

And because I know, I am going to fight harder for you, the Lower-middle and Middle-middle class.

That’s right, with Obama and me, we’re going to take it to them for you.

Take it to them for you. That’s right. It’s time to come together and do those car washes and picnics to raise the money we need to win back control of the government. We need to inspire people who have less give more. We need their money. And we need to give them money. That’s the type of Hope, I’m talking about.

It’s time to go door to door; node to node and get that money to reelect Obama for President of United States of Eden.

…Alright…You ready.

I’m ready. I’m ready to show them how it goes. I’m ready to prove. TO PROVE…TO PROVE TO DICK BUSH AND THOSE WHO HATE THE LOWER-MIDDLE AND MIDDLE-MIDDLE CLASS THAT WE OF THE CLINTON KENNEDY WING OF THE PARTY ARE LOOKING OUT FOR THEM. WE SHOW THEM WE ARE LOOKING OUT FOR TEACHERS, COAL MINERS, DISHWASHERS AND EVEN THOSE FAT CAT BANKERS SUCKING ON THE TIT OF THE TAX MAN.

…Yeah. We have some work, but I am ready to roll-up my sleeves and get to work for United States of Eden.

What has evolved since my victory to be President and during my time as the President is a vision for greatness during the course of my endless campaign of me leading the shared vision of the United States. A vision of the United States seen not cramped and narrow, but open and blue and full of hope. A vision of a United States that isn’t about what-is-in-it-for-me, but for us. A vision that says you are part of me. But only if we advance together can this vision be seen. The vision we created. It wasn’t just me. It was you. Change don’t come quickly in the vision, so I need more time as President to take away more of your rights and continue the wars to create the perfect utopian United States of Eden we all see in our visions.

And we need to see ourselves with this vision as winning the race to the top of greatness. We should trying to win a race to give our businesses a race to support science and researchers and clean medicine and energy. We need to win the Entropy race and create a vision we can all look at for time to come as the brightens and best future and past we will ever have. We need to see this. And we can see this vision all around if you vote for me. If you reelect me to be the President.

There are some people who say, I am soft on terrorists. There are some people who see, I am weak on terrorism. There are some people who feel, I fail to stop terror. Those people who say, see and feel these things are the terrorists.

I have challenged the Constitution of United States of Eden more than any other President to allow for the government to detain terrorists without trial, without cause, without record. I do this because it will secure the hope for our future of United States of Eden from the terrorists. I sign into law Terror Detention Act of United States of Eden to not only prevent the spread of terror, but to replace it with the freedom to give the government the power to detain those who seek to cause terror.

Yes, we can know who the terrorists are. Thanks to prior bills I signed into law, the United States of Eden may now read your thoughts and record then change the links of your memory, so you forget. It is now an integral part of your citizen chip that gives to you everything you need to do to work and spend in the United States of Eden. It is with technology and common sense laws that we will win this war on terror. It is with and for the Citizen of United States of Eden that I sign these new terror detainment bills into law. It is with the stroke of my pen that I save your life.

I have the honor of reading ten letters from United States Citizens every night before I go to bed. It is an exercise that allows me to remember what it is I promised the United States people years ago before I became President.

Now, there are some of you that see to me that I have lost my way. It’s true I have not closed Guantanamo Bay. It is true I approved of Military Commissions. It is true that I approve of water boarding confessions for trials. It’s true I support the bankers and rely upon them for money to be elected.

I say to those who believe I have lost my way, let me remind you that if I win another term in office then I will not be bound by reelection or party politics to need to play nice. I no longer need to work across the isle, but rather step over the isle and knock the Dick Bush Party in line.

There are still many of you that don’t believe I can act as I spoke before I was elected President of United States. And I know I talk a lot, but these words are true: I AM IN CONTROL.

While we may have lost our manufacturing jobs, our tech jobs, our thought jobs, but we still create jobs for killing machines, so no matter how many peace treaties with Eden of Eden we sign, we will continue to produce and contract killing machines for all wars. It is what United States are good at. It is what we do. And it saves us money.

That’s right, by investing all our money into the military we will not only ensure that all our citizens have money, but we will have a nation of warriors ready to work and insured through the Government Heathcare plan for living Soldier Citizens. It’s a compromise I am willing to make with the Dick Bush party to insure all United States Citizens.

And that is not all. With these recent free trade agreements with Eden of Eden, we will have our armies to begin fighting all wars. As of this NightCycle, we have began the negotations to supply Eden of Eden with our military.

That’s right. Soon we may no longer even be battling people we don’t know from Eden of Eden. Soon we will have the honor of going to war with warriors contracted from United States thus ensuring we United States Citizens will always have a job doing we we love, and what we do best.

Be it a Campaign for business. Be it a campaign for work. Be it a campaign to bring prosperity and peace to the entire world while keeping United States of Eden number One. No matter the campaign, I am ready to lead the campaign for the office of President of United States of Eden.

We are all campaigning to make United States of Eden small businesses succeed in the Eden of Eden market while keeping pace to win the campaign against joblessness and poverty. It is a noble campaign that I am will to lead and make the hard and difficult choices that will guide this campaign beyond the domes of United States of eden and through the domes of Eden of Eden. We may even effect Earth of Earth and Nirvana of Nirvana with our campaign. We may finally win the campaign against the war on terror if you vote me to continue to be your President.

And we will campaign into the future as I will lead with speech to inspire the people to listen and rise their hope to reality and create small business to feed the economic entropy of United States of Eden.

Now is not the time to forget that many millennium ago the terror process of McVeigh Bin Laden was born from the then American and the now United States of Eden. Now is time not to forget to hope for peace, but prepare for war. For we are a nation of loving people, but we are also a nation of warring people and we will not back down from a fight. For we are the United States of Eden.

Now is the time to grow. Now it is time to work and fight together as one people against those who cause this terror, who cause us terror. Now is the time to spread our democracy with a strong hand and a solid fist. For while we are a peaceful nation, there are times when one must fight fire with fire and employ the same tactics that our enemy employs upon us. For terror does not come from us. It comes from us all. So must us all conquer this terror for a hopeful and peaceful future.