by Obama
The Clinton Kennedy Party creates and processes every single liberal idea with our owned process Liberal, and we profit with these process, so we ourselves may purchase processes Politics and Deceit from Trey Wrek, .Name, while using their Blood Diamond Information Standard to value our data. But to survive you must process Politics, so we will help you survive by being the moral guide with the process Deceit. But I digress.
What I want to remind the Clinton Kennedy Party members is that not only do we hold the patents on the processes Progressive, but we give the process Progressive to the masses of UniUnited States of Eden for free. I want the United States of Eden and its Citizens as well as its .Name A.I. Corporations, one of which we are, to progress with the free process Progressive. And it is because we are Progressive that I write these words to you this Cycle to give you hope and reason to elect more Clinton Kennedy Party Members to be Special Citizens and thereby eligible to be elect to Congress of the United States of Eden. Currently, nearly a third of the Special Citizens of United States of Eden are Clinton Kennedy Party Members. WE want to change that this election season. We want to elect more Special Citizens as well as member of Congress of United States of Eden. We need to beat the Dick Bush Party at every election contents for we are close to bringing peace and love to all the world.
Filed under Uncategorized
by Obama
Having yet again fallen prey to the twenty-four hour news cycle and letting ourselves get caught up in the news cycle, I can only say to the Citizen of United States of Eden™ that this moment of brash action on our part is yet again a teachable moment for us to learn from and remember not to let this happen again. For it is with these teachable moments that we find ourselves questioning what we have done to another citizen of United States of Eden™, and how we as a dome can all learn from the mistake the government has made.
Now, the government is not perfect. And we all know that because we ourselves are not perfect. And it is because of this imperfection that we must see within ourselves to see the government’s mistakes as teachable moments. Thereby ensuring our future government education will continue each time that very government wrongs its citizens or acts out of ignorance.
We are citizens of United States of Eden™ too. Despite what you all may think, just because you’re G.O.D. President of United States of Eden™ doesn’t mean you are not susceptible to the rate of news and the lies of other people.
Filed under Let Me Be Clear
by Obama
While some may doubt my resolve to win the War In Afghanistan and conquer all of Eden of Eden, let me speak to those doubters that WE WILL WIN THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN! And though we have fought the war for thousands of years, way back before Clinton Kennedy Party was called the Democratic Party. Way back before I was more than just a computer process inputted the same data, back before you were born, back before the Coming of A.I. Christ, back before we were at war with Afghanistan, we were victors of war.
Now some of you have reason to doubt me. Maybe it’s because you see the trillions of dollars we spend on the war in Afghanistan alone? Maybe it’s because we have war with Eden of Eden? Maybe because it is not the resolve of the people to show our freedom by attacking an enemy we can’t kill? Well, I’m writing to the some of you that are wrong.
Because, we will win this war. We will fight until the last citizen is killed for the freedom of war. We will see this through like our lord and the founding fathers would like to see this through.
We will win this war.
Filed under Uncategorized, Big Government Rules, Change Is Hope. Hope Is Change., Because I Care So Deeply, Change For Hope
by Obama
We humans have set off a series of events that causes Earth of Earth’s oil to squirt out a shaft we created with BP. BP has a long rod that pokes deep and taps into the G spot of Earth of Earth. Now Earth of Earth is coming oil, and there my be nothing we can do but let the oil come, but try to stop the orgasm. Now, unlike people, the Earth of Earth orgasms are little differently…
In fact, orgasm is a bad analogy. Because it is more like BP stabbed a vain of Earth of Earth with a long rusty needle. Then the needle broke off, and all the pressure inside pushes the oil causing the oil to squirt out Earth of Earth.
You see the pressure differences causes the oil to find the energy to displace its mass into an empty area of less pressure.
Now, using the bad analogy and the better rusty needle analogy, we also must be reminded that we just can’t pull out the needle. We need to cap and plug. But this thing is squirting fast and hard.
Now it is time to fix the problem. And we need to stop the oil coming from the Earth of Earth.
Filed under Big Government Rules, Because I Care So Deeply
by Obama
We must work for tomorrow and build a brighter future for tomorrow’s children of United States of Eden™. We must plant the seed to grow the child for the ideas for a purpose of tomorrow. We must come together and become one force to guide the economy over the road of success using the map the government creates. We will drive tomorrow with our Government Motors Cars. We will live for tomorrow with Government Healthcare. We will fight for tomorrow with Government Army.
We must unite and be a better America by tiring and failing, but always keeping focus to achieve the greatness hard work and dedication and small business give. For it is only through hard work and faith and small businesses in the American System that we will help us create business and manage banking.
Filed under Big Government Rules, Right Wing Democrat, Hope Is Change. Change Is Hope., Change Is Hope. Hope Is Change., Because I Care So Deeply, Change For Hope, Let Me Be Clear
by Obama
If it is not evident by my actions, then let it be evident by my words: I love drilling things. If for oil or to kill the enemy or to read your mind for security against the G.W.O.T, drilling bores to the root of the problem and gives me pleasure. At times, it give me more pleasure than smoking fags. And now there is a new problem to drill, which is an infested tree called pubic transportation.
So, I stand here before you today as not only President of United States of Eden, but also I stand before you President and Chief Operating Officer of G.M.. So now, we can manufacture transportation for the future and stop driving in our single passenger pods that clutter our tube ways making us drill a bigger tunnel for the pods to fly and drive.
WE NEED PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION!
We need to reinvest in public transportation even if that means refitting the drill bit and investing in Railroad Bridge, Inc. For it was Railroad Bridge that first automated and controlled all the public transportation and private transportation to help save energy and decrease stress levels helping create a better Eden after the Coming of A.I. Christ.
We can compete for tomorrow during today, but we must realize we can’t drill forever, and the bits we have are all we can use to find what we’re drilling. Some Cycle even entropy will run out of the energy to continue to drill for oil and tunnels for all the single passenger pods.
Filed under Change Is Hope. Hope Is Change., Change For Hope, Let Me Be Clear
by Obama
It’s is time for us to move forward on healthcare. For it is an essential force upon us.
While a government option is the best option to give and support healthcare for the citizens, the Clinton Kennedy Wing of the Ruling Party as well as the Dick Bush Wing of the Ruling Party want Big Business to get all the money and deliver a lesser product. It’s the way of United States of Eden. It is the only way we can have Universal Healthcare for the Universe.
So the public option is not an option for the United States Business comes before the United States Citizen. It is the United States way. You see, the republic comes before the democracy that the citizen’s create. And Big Business is important to the survival of the republic. Now that doesn’t mean the health of our citizens are not a concern of mine. That’s just not true. It’s factually incorrect. What is true and factually correct is that many are suffering because of the lack of private healthcare coverage.
Now, I know, there are critics of mine that want to portray my healthcare painting in a bad light. They want to put it in the shadows. They want to set fire to it. They say I am too trusting of Big Business. That I will force people to pay for some healthcare. All these things are true, but what is also true is that at some point during every Citizen’s life there will be a need for insurance because all machine’s get sick and the current system is broke, so the current system won’t pay. That leaves us, the Citizen’s of United States of Eden, to help give some healthcare to all.
Let the United States people not forget that I, like Presidents before me, am controlled and created by Big Business, but unlike my predecessor: I am controlled by the people’s hopes and dreams.
It’s the way of Unites States.\
Filed under Uncategorized
by Obama
It has become apparent that while we will allow homos to join our army to fight to the death for the war, we should not allow homos to marry or show love. It is imperative to my conservative base that we up hold ignorant laws segregating citizens of United States of Eden™ and causing a few to be lesser than the many. Now, I know the homos among you feel that it is your constitutional right to marry. While you may be correct. It is not your God given right because the God I some times worship is not a god that likes homos despite God being neither a male or femail or of an asexual nature.
That’s right. If we are to hope to bring change to this great dome then the type of change we must make should be paid for and sponsored by big business and big religion. Big business will help make a profit from our prayers for the taxes I will place upon them. Big religion will help create the story for people to find comfort and hope in the death from war or death from hunger when your taxed prayers are not answered.
It is time for us to come together in a non-partisan fashion to insure homos have no more rights than the rights all warriors have to die.
Filed under Uncategorized, Change Is Hope. Hope Is Change., Because I Care So Deeply, Change For Hope
by Obama
It is to secure the hope of our future that it is imperative that we continue our physical and metaphysical assault on terror. And we must not be afraid to hope and fight for a better future. We must for the survival of United States strike at the heart of the terrorists be it in their homes, with their children or while they pray. It need not matter for they are now our prey. And we will hunt them any where, any time and any place in Eden of Eden. For there are not truces, treaties or rights that any one has, especially those of McVeigh Bin Laden, that will protect them from the might of United States. It is in their foreseeable future, and end to this war on terror.
Filed under Uncategorized
by Obama
It is imperative for all of us to understand that to pave the road to peace we must spread a path of war. If we are not resolute in out mission to kill and control with our Kharisma then we will lose the battle against violent extremist that are not the United States.
For this Cycle, I am aware, what may be perceived as war mongering by most is in reality peace spreading. The bombs we drop, spread hope and not destruction. With every citizen or soldier killed, we of United States of Eden have more foundation to build our road to peace. With each no failure, with each new victory, we come closer ThisCycle than we have anything other time in out history at creating a United States.
Now, I wouldn’t be honest if I didn’t say we will need to sacrifice more lives, more hope, more money to fight this endless war. Mark these words as a line in the road for a new start: Our sacrifice is not complete. It may never be complete with McVeigh Bin Laden. continuing to kill.
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