by Obama
What has evolved since my victory to be President and during my time as the President is a vision for greatness during the course of my endless campaign of me leading the shared vision of the United States. A vision of the United States seen not cramped and narrow, but open and blue and full of hope. A vision of a United States that isn’t about what-is-in-it-for-me, but for us. A vision that says you are part of me. But only if we advance together can this vision be seen. The vision we created. It wasn’t just me. It was you. Change don’t come quickly in the vision, so I need more time as President to take away more of your rights and continue the wars to create the perfect utopian United States of Eden we all see in our visions.
And we need to see ourselves with this vision as winning the race to the top of greatness. We should trying to win a race to give our businesses a race to support science and researchers and clean medicine and energy. We need to win the Entropy race and create a vision we can all look at for time to come as the brightens and best future and past we will ever have. We need to see this. And we can see this vision all around if you vote for me. If you reelect me to be the President.
Filed under Uncategorized, Change Is Hope. Hope Is Change., Because I Care So Deeply, Change For Hope
by Obama
There are some people who say, I am soft on terrorists. There are some people who see, I am weak on terrorism. There are some people who feel, I fail to stop terror. Those people who say, see and feel these things are the terrorists.
I have challenged the Constitution of United States of Eden more than any other President to allow for the government to detain terrorists without trial, without cause, without record. I do this because it will secure the hope for our future of United States of Eden from the terrorists. I sign into law Terror Detention Act of United States of Eden to not only prevent the spread of terror, but to replace it with the freedom to give the government the power to detain those who seek to cause terror.
Yes, we can know who the terrorists are. Thanks to prior bills I signed into law, the United States of Eden may now read your thoughts and record then change the links of your memory, so you forget. It is now an integral part of your citizen chip that gives to you everything you need to do to work and spend in the United States of Eden. It is with technology and common sense laws that we will win this war on terror. It is with and for the Citizen of United States of Eden that I sign these new terror detainment bills into law. It is with the stroke of my pen that I save your life.
Filed under Big Government Rules
by Obama
I have the honor of reading ten letters from United States Citizens every night before I go to bed. It is an exercise that allows me to remember what it is I promised the United States people years ago before I became President.
Now, there are some of you that see to me that I have lost my way. It’s true I have not closed Guantanamo Bay. It is true I approved of Military Commissions. It is true that I approve of water boarding confessions for trials. It’s true I support the bankers and rely upon them for money to be elected.
I say to those who believe I have lost my way, let me remind you that if I win another term in office then I will not be bound by reelection or party politics to need to play nice. I no longer need to work across the isle, but rather step over the isle and knock the Dick Bush Party in line.
There are still many of you that don’t believe I can act as I spoke before I was elected President of United States. And I know I talk a lot, but these words are true: I AM IN CONTROL.
Filed under Uncategorized, Big Government Rules, Change Is Hope. Hope Is Change., Because I Care So Deeply, Change For Hope
by Obama
While we may have lost our manufacturing jobs, our tech jobs, our thought jobs, but we still create jobs for killing machines, so no matter how many peace treaties with Eden of Eden we sign, we will continue to produce and contract killing machines for all wars. It is what United States are good at. It is what we do. And it saves us money.
That’s right, by investing all our money into the military we will not only ensure that all our citizens have money, but we will have a nation of warriors ready to work and insured through the Government Heathcare plan for living Soldier Citizens. It’s a compromise I am willing to make with the Dick Bush party to insure all United States Citizens.
And that is not all. With these recent free trade agreements with Eden of Eden, we will have our armies to begin fighting all wars. As of this NightCycle, we have began the negotations to supply Eden of Eden with our military.
That’s right. Soon we may no longer even be battling people we don’t know from Eden of Eden. Soon we will have the honor of going to war with warriors contracted from United States thus ensuring we United States Citizens will always have a job doing we we love, and what we do best.
Filed under Right Wing Democrat, NeoCons
by Obama
Be it a Campaign for business. Be it a campaign for work. Be it a campaign to bring prosperity and peace to the entire world while keeping United States of Eden number One. No matter the campaign, I am ready to lead the campaign for the office of President of United States of Eden.
We are all campaigning to make United States of Eden small businesses succeed in the Eden of Eden market while keeping pace to win the campaign against joblessness and poverty. It is a noble campaign that I am will to lead and make the hard and difficult choices that will guide this campaign beyond the domes of United States of eden and through the domes of Eden of Eden. We may even effect Earth of Earth and Nirvana of Nirvana with our campaign. We may finally win the campaign against the war on terror if you vote me to continue to be your President.
And we will campaign into the future as I will lead with speech to inspire the people to listen and rise their hope to reality and create small business to feed the economic entropy of United States of Eden.
Filed under Uncategorized, Because I Care So Deeply
by Obama
Now is not the time to forget that many millennium ago the terror process of McVeigh Bin Laden was born from the then American and the now United States of Eden. Now is time not to forget to hope for peace, but prepare for war. For we are a nation of loving people, but we are also a nation of warring people and we will not back down from a fight. For we are the United States of Eden.
Now is the time to grow. Now it is time to work and fight together as one people against those who cause this terror, who cause us terror. Now is the time to spread our democracy with a strong hand and a solid fist. For while we are a peaceful nation, there are times when one must fight fire with fire and employ the same tactics that our enemy employs upon us. For terror does not come from us. It comes from us all. So must us all conquer this terror for a hopeful and peaceful future.
Filed under Right Wing Democrat, Change For Hope
by Obama
Dome, what we have not done is enough talking. Now, I know, I talk a lot. I know it may seem that every time this Dome has an emergency or there is a tough course of action we must process that all I do is talk. And while that may be true, let me assure you know that I like to hear myself talk. That’s right. Talking is why I have become President. That is all we are to do. I talk. And now, Dome, I talk to you about trying to talk about the fraud, waste and abuse that is causing our nation’s economy to plunder. And it’s time we act. I will act by talking. I will talk until some thing is done. I will talk until everyone is either inspired to work overtime to make United States of Eden number one again. Or I will talk until you shut me up by doing something.
Filed under Hope Is Change. Change Is Hope.
by Obama
If this were a tea party, and if it was tea time, then the only drink we as a dome could afford given our current Entropy worth would be our pee. So squat down United States for if the Clinton Kennedy Party and the Dick Bush Party do not agree to increase the worth of global Entropy to devalue your Entropy worth and their Entropy worth, but will increase our Entropy worth which will allow for the United States to pay its dues for the goods and services of this tea party. We won’t have to drink our own pee if we increase our Entropy worth. We nearly have no more worth. Which, as of NextCycle, it will be Null. And when we are null on our worth we will need to drink our own pee to survive. …We will need to eat our own shit if we are hungry. And when it comes down breathing, we may need to strangle our fellow citizens to save the air when we will no longer will be able to afford to breathe purified air.
Filed under Uncategorized, Right Wing Democrat, Change Is Hope. Hope Is Change., Because I Care So Deeply, Change For Hope
by Obama
So…So…Where going to keep have these conversations, and the leadership of Dick Bush will be willing to move off their maxims. My expectation is that they will do the responsible thing and rise the Revenue of government by not only increasing subsidizes for poor people, but corporations as well. It is with both increase revenue and spending cuts and finding waste, fraud, abuse, we will find away to again increase the debt limit on the United States for there should be no limit on how much we are allowed to spend. We must spend to increase the size and scope of the War. We must increase spending to provide the Universe with healthcare. We must maintain our capitalists society and make the federal government owe itself to big business. For you see, it is patriotic to be in debt. It is what was once known as being American to be in debt. It is our way to show Eden of Eden that we will not lose the spending war or the killing war. We are number one. And we will prove it by once again raising our debt limit, so we can tax and spend our way into the future.
Filed under Big Government Rules, I Love Giving Poor People H.E.L.P., Hope Is Change. Change Is Hope., Change Is Hope. Hope Is Change., Because I Care So Deeply, Change For Hope
by Obama
Government Motors worked. It drove into the future of a brighter future as we drive off into the sunset with the workers of this country in a union of freedom and democracy. And you through hard work and sacrifice, we have worked harder and faster to take Stupid Fuck Head back from the corporate powers and the government and back in the the working hands of the United States People. That’s right, as we shit our gears to spin and steer our way to debt freedom, the workers of United States and the Union of Stupid Fuck Head has shifted into overdrive. We are on the road to recovery. And though there will be many wrong turns and pot holes a head, together we hold the wheel to guide us straight.
Filed under Big Government Rules